If you’re a Howard Stern Fan…

5 11 2008

If you listen to Howard Stern on satellite radio, either Sirius or XM, (I have Sirius) then you know that Howard’s limo driver, Ronny Mund, wear’s a cologne called Mambo by Liz Claiborne.  It’s been a topic of conversation these last few days because Ronny wears a lot of cologne.  So, I looked up this cologne on www.target.com and www.amazon.com and found these comments from Mambo users.  Here are some of the comments, I think they’re hilarious, so if you’re a Howard Stern fan, you’ll find them hilarious as well…  ENJOY!!

Average Guest Rating: 4 stars

1-6 (of 6 Reviews)
November 5, 2008

5 stars

MY JEWGINNIE LOVES IT

Reviewer:  MINNIE "MINI" DRIVER “GO F#CK YOURSELF”  (LET’S F#CK SOME WH*RES)  See all my reviews

MY GRANDFATHER , ER UM SUGAR-GRAN PAPPY LOVES IT. I WORK AT RICKY’S AND ALWAYS KNOW WHEN HE IS NEAR , I CAN SMELL HIM COMING IN FROM THE PARKING LOT. I HAVE TO TELL MY REAL BOYFRIEND TO HIDE WHIL I GIVE THE OLD GEEZER A LAP DANCE THEN I HAVE TO BATHE IN STRAIGHT BLEACH TO GET THE OLD MAN SMELL OFF OF ME . MAMBO , TURNING GIRLS OFF SINCE 1960 , WHICH IS THE SHELF LIFE ON A BOTTLE

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November 5, 2008

1 stars

Not So Good

Reviewer:  acme  See all my reviews

I got this cologne in hopes of attracting a lady friend of mine, but she fell in love with some painter. I feel so cheated.

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November 5, 2008

5 stars

This is great Man Musk!

Reviewer:  Elliott Offen “Elliott Offen”  (Ganster Talk, NY)  See all my reviews

This is great man musk. I use it to pick up regular chics as well as strippers. I am about meeting girls, I am about meeting guys, and if you dont like it (you know what to do).

I wear this in my 8, 10, 50, and 100 passenger limo and no matter how many people are in the vechicle, they know I am driving because they smell my Mambo.

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November 5, 2008

5 stars

Use Liberally

Reviewer:  C. Turner  See all my reviews

Real Name

My dirty secret is having my man-pal Steve Langford lather me up with Mambo. He does so without using his hands, if you get my drift. Just thinking of him makes my parts tangy.

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7 out of 7 people found the following review helpful:
November 5, 2008

5 stars

I’m about meeting girls, I’m amout meeting guys.

Reviewer:  Opie “Ricky man!”  (Yonkers, NY)  See all my reviews

If you want to smell like a 5 and a half foot tall limo driver then Mambo is for you. Hose this stuff on and you’ll be cursing out co-workers and phone callers in no time.

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7 out of 7 people found the following review helpful:
November 4, 2008

5 stars

Its Great, Whats your problem

Reviewer:  Rickyman “Jewtalian”  (New York City)  See all my reviews

If you are like me, into meeting guys and meeting girls, you will love this cologne. I keep at least 50 bottles in my fridge. The bad thing is my wife had no room for her medication and had to leave me. Thats ok because I reinvented myself as a Rickyman! Who needs her! Whats your problem! Get outta here!

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15 of 15 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars MAMBO EVEN NORMAL GIRLS WILL LIKE IT, November 1, 2008

SO yeah… as soon as i put this on robin,lisa g and beth were all over me.. this might be the best cologne out there and ppl can smell it 7 feet from me…strippers love it, even normal girls buy it while it lasts..

bababui to u all

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12 of 12 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars STRIPPER’S LOVE IT, November 3, 2008

IM RICKY’S MAN
IM ABOUT MEETING GIRLS
IM ABOUT MEETING GUYS
AND WHO EVER DOESNT LIKE THAT
CAN GO EFF THEMSELVES
CAUSE IM RICKY’S MAN
AND THAT’S WHAT RICKY’S MAN
IS ALL ABOUT
BUY MAMBO!

MUND OUT!

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10 of 10 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars Good but not for everyone., November 4, 2008
By  T. McGowan (USA) – See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)   

I only gave Mambo 3 stars because it’s not for everyone. If you’re all about meetin’ girls and meetin’ guys and havin’ FUN then it’s perfect, if not then it’s not for you. Luckily that’s what I’m all about.

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10 of 10 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Are you a man or a Mund?, November 1, 2008
By  Domo J. Kingscliff (Half Moon Bay, CA USA) – See all my reviews

Are you a man or a Mund?
My sons Sonny, Michael & Fredo loves this stuff and uses it all the time. If you keep the bottles in the refrigerator it will last for like 8 years. For the mature male 65 years or older. Also good for pet dander and eczema.
It Makes me feel like a real Italian
I am a Jewgene. Mambo put me over the top to becoming one. Before Mambo I was struggling to become Italian but after Mambo the Jewgene transformation took place. I keep 10 bottles in my fridge at all times. The downside is that my wife Bonnie left me because of my obsession with Mambo. Well she left because I cheated on her with strippers and whorahs but who cares. She doesnt know what shes missin! Mambo and Jewgenes for life!
I Drove my wife away
My wife Bonnie hated this Mambo, she said I smelled like a guido. I told her I am trying to be Italian, so I wear Armani sunglasses and Mambo perfume. She was disgusted with me and left me. I threw away my rubbers and spend my time at strip clubs, they LOVE accept me and my Mambo!!!
-Ronnie

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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Mature men like Mambo, November 4, 2008
By  Ronald G. Felthoven (seattle, WA USA) – See all my reviews
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Mambo is the classic choice for the mature Jewgene. Keep it in the refrigerator for an even more intense Mambo experience. Wear it in your limo for a Mambo clam bake.

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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars PEACE AND LOVE, November 4, 2008
By  David Clark “Dbax” (Peoria, Az. United States) – See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)   

I used this stuff to fix the petcock on my limo. Worked perfectly. Highly recommended!

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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars My friend Gregg says it helps him score, November 4, 2008
By  S. Dean (BFE) – See all my reviews
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My friend Gregg P. said that he scores like crazy with coworkers and regular girls because of Mambo. He’s about meeting guys and girls, and this scent has really helped him. I bought some, but no such luck for me. Maybe it’s because I am hideous looking.

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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars What’s your problem?!?!?, November 4, 2008

My friend Ronnie recommended this to me. He said between this and skull t-shirts the women won’t leave him alone. I’m thinking about getting a lizard tatooed on my arm. I just wish I could get ridda dese wifes!!!

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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Great cologne for mature men, October 31, 2008
By  A. Siegel “MENSA Drop-out” (San Diego, CA USA) – See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)   

This cologne will improve your scores, man. It’s definitely for a mature man, and even regular girls will like it.

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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars i bought this from Liz Claiorne. I received on next day. It is excellent . I like this cologne too much. , August 18, 2008

i bought this from Liz Claiorne. I received on next day. It is excellent . I like this cologne too much.

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