America’s Got BAD BREATH!!!!!!

I had the worst train ride last night!!  There are 2 reason’s why this train ride was the worst train ride EVER!! 

The first reason was that the train was 25 minutes late.  So, instead of arriving at 6:30pm we didn’t arrive until 6:50ish.  Uggggg!!!  Usually, I wouldn’t mind this as I am fast asleep for most of the train ride. 

The second reason is that the woman sitting next to me had the WORST breath in the friggin’ world!!!!  her bad breath woke me out of a dead sleep.  Her breath was so bad that I had to turn my head away from her, which also gave me some muscle pain in my neck.  She kept yawning the whole way home

which spread her bad breath all over the place.  It was awful.  So, for all of you out there with chronic halitosis you better take care of it, or else your picture could end up on my blog!!! 

Indy 500…Or Bust…

I attended my first race car event ever on Sunday.  My BF took me to see the Indianapolis 500.  I’m not a race car fan myself, I’ve never actually sat and watched the Indy 500 or any other type of car race.  Although, recently I have seen snippets of some races because my BF is a HUGE fan of this type of stuff.  I didn’t know what really to expect.  I knew it would be a sight!!  I knew I would see drunks and lots and lots of Hillybillys!!!  But other than that I thought it would be a 2 or 3 hour race and then we would go home!! 

I can’t begin to explain what I saw or what I experienced!!  It’s unlike anything I’ve ever been to before.  Now, I’ve been to Grateful Dead Concerts and Lollapalooza Concerts, but neither of those compare to what I experienced over the weekend.  People camped out for days and days before the race.  We parked in a field about a mile from the track.  The field was filled with tents and campers and people tail-gaiting.  People were passed out amongst empty beer cans and bottles of cheap vodka.  It looked like a huge continuous party had been going on for days.  Good times!!

Did I mention the characters I saw?  There were plenty of characters!!  There were characters!!  People spreading the word of the lord amongst people spreading The Herps! 

Here are a few more pics…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

These pics were taken within the first hour.  When we finally got to our seats, wait, let me re-phrase, when we finally got to our bleacher, I was pooped!!  The race hadn’t even started yet!!  I was in awe of the spectacle of drunkards and attendees!!  It’s supposedly a “family event” but it was farrr from it!!  There were party revelers everywhere!!  When the track lets you bring in your own cooler full of food and beer and they have a designated area what they call the “Party Deck”, you know it’s going to be a good time!! 

Here are a few more pics from inside the track…

 All in all, it was a good day!!  My first Indy 500 went off without a hitch, I even made it onto TV.  These last few pics, Danica Patrick was hit by another driver in front of where I was standing, so I got a few choice pics of the situation!  I had a great time with the BF!!  He always takes me to the nicest places!!  I hope when I take him to Greece he will be just as impressed!!   

The Myspace Weirdo’s

Ok, most of us have The Myspace pages.  They’re fun and a good way of keeping in touch with friends old and new.  All of us have gotten unsolicited emails from other myspace people, for whatever reasons.  A friend of mine got an email from some guy in the Northwest burbs of Chicago requesting a weird favor… here’s the letter…

My name is Mark from the near north suburb of Chicago
in Des Plaines. You are a Goddess and I’m hoping you
would be willing to help me on this very unique fun
wild opportunity You seem really cool. I hope you
might consider..

Please let me know what you think…

I am seeking a lady or a group of ladies ages 18-65,
willing to literally walk, stand, dance, jump on me,
above the waist, and have me lick their shoes clean
and smell and kiss their tired feet for fun or for my
Myspace Yahoo webpage “Chitown Trample. ” Great fun,
great way to let loose, vent anger frustrations, How
often do you get the chance to stomp all over a guy?
LOL

No sex or nudity involved. We will be dressed. I would
pay $120 cash if that would be an incentive. Just for
one hour of your time. Yes, I am for legit.

Interested? Want to know more? Not for you? Write me
back. Check my profile too!!

Mark The Carpetman

 

FREAK!!!  But too funny!!!

 

Strange Sightings…Part Deux…

Ok, whenever I catch the early train home, I never see this stuff, but now that I have been working late, it’s been a gold mine….

I wish I could take a nap at whim…

Natural repellants…

As some of you may or may not know, I ride the train to and from work. There are 2 lines the go into Chicago from Joliet, the Rock Island line and the Heritage Corridor line. I take the Rock Island line in the morning to Chicago and the Heritage Corridor home. Anyway, there is a particular passenger that rides the morning train that especially repulses me. I have no idea why this is, and I have never felt this way about a person that I have never met before. I have never spoken to this guy before, I have only ever seen him on the train.

Joliet is the first stop on this line and this guy boards on the second stop. So, every time I see him on the train he seems to sit behind me or in front of me. There is just something about the way this guy looks, smells, moves that repulses me. He wears too much cologne, too much facial hair, something that makes me literally, sick.

This guy has a routine when he boards the train. He picks his seat, usually the seat right behind or right in front of me, removes his jacket, adjusts his pants and then makes his way over to the lavatory. (It’s usually at this point where I pick up my stuff and move to another seat in another car!) Then he returns to his seat where he proceeds to breath on the back of my neck for the rest of the trip.

What is about this guy that repulses me so? Yesterday, he sat in the seat right behind me again, and I was almost asleep so I didn’t bother to move. He seems clean, like he showers daily, he has a steady job, he’s not totally awful looking for an older guy. I even feel nauseous now that I am thinking about him. Has anyone else ever experienced this?